During high school, one of my friends always had an alarm that went off at 4pm, right when I would knock on her door to walk to swim practice with her. The alarm was named Fetus Deletus — it was her daily reminder to take her birth control pill. Even though she would always forget […]

  When I was a kid, I thought Edna from the Incredibles was a man. Despite her short stature, Anna Wintour-esque bob, and excessive use of the term darling, something about her had made me initially perceive her as a man. And it wasn’t until recently when I was able to pinpoint the cause of […]